Dear Coffee

I really like you a lot. I mean, you're great. You help me get up in the morning and you make me feel all warm in side.

When I'm tired, you tell me I can keep going. When I need comfort, you're there in all your murky goodness.

And when I think I can't go on, you say "Yes you moron, you can, just drink more of me!"

But you know what?

I'm just not happy with our relationship. It seems a little one sided. It's all you giving, me taking. I'm feeling a little guilty. I think I might be a bit dependant on you. So I think maybe we should stop seeing each other for a while. Please don't call.

Heather