Monday, September 17, 2007

Why is it....

... that when I started working full time outside the home again I didn't give up all my other duties like laundry, grocery shopping, breadmaking, cleaning?

... that the number of shoes that a six year old boy needs at the start of school/indoor soccer/Beavers is n+1 where n= the amount he currently has?

... that I can access the NFL, CFL, NHL and MBA sites from my work computer, but I'm blocked if I want to read something at TodaysChristianWoman.com?

... that the relationship between energy I have and work I have to do is completely flippin' inverse?

... that my wind-down time involves sweeping, baking, sewing badges on a Beaver uniform and blogging while Love of My Life's involves Watching Monday Night Football?

... that I can bring on a heat wave by being pregnant and bring on a cold snap by buying shoes with peeky toes because they were on sale? (And cute as heck!)

... that when I'm waiting to hear back from The Big NY Publisher, the hands on the clock move backwards?

(Cross-posted at The Writing Mother)

3 comments:

JulieAnn Henneman said...

Because Life is out to get us!

Carolyn Erickson said...

Laws of the universe. Don't try to fight it.

JUST KIDDING!

LoL, great post, Heather! I especially like your algebraic equations. Math was never my strong suit, but those I understand. :)

Carolyn

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Because those are the little hassles that no one tells us about beforehand.